***DM THOUGHTS IN BLUE***
***DF THOUGHTS IN PURPLE***
***SOURCE-HIGHER SELF***
***ANYTHING WITHIN QUOTATION MARKS GO INTO THE PENDULUM OR OUT***
That post title has to be the biggest and longest misspelled word on the planet. Wouldn’t you say? That is one word a computer is unable to interpret. How do I know?

Spellcheck did not recognize the word. Unfortunately, humans can still read and interpret it. This is good for you guys reading this. However, this is not good if the person or persons reading this does not have my best interests at heart. These are the people I am not supposed to trust. People I thought I could trust an hour ago.
“How many people can I truly trust?”
“1”
“I know who this person is. Does this person know I know they are the only person I trust?”
“NO”
Then, I really need to let this person know. And fast.
“Does anyone else, good or bad, know who it is that I trust?”
“NO”
Great! That is what I needed to hear.
“Does this person read this blog on a regular basis?”
“YES”
“Does this person know I know they read this blog?”
“YES”
Here is the one resonating word I have for this person so they will know they are the only one I trust. No, make it two words:
FUCK, PIZZA.
PIZZA, FUCK.
No, wait! This is the word that will ring their bell:
LUBRICATE!
“When this person reads this, will they know then that I trust only them?”
“YES”
Sweet. Mission accomplished. Well, this particular mission, anyway.
Having made that clear, and also finding out that they are the only ‘entity’ I can trust, they need to know I can go back to advising them of certain things the way we were before I stopped doing my part.
These messages will be written JJJJUUUSSTTTLLLIIKKEEEETTHHISSSAAASSSTTTOONNNOOOTTGGGIIVVEEETTTHHEEEFFFUUCCCKKIINNNGGCCOOMMPUUUTTEERRSSAAANNNYYYYIIIIDDDEEEAAAAWWWHHHAAAATTTWWEEERRRCCOOMMMUUNNIKKAATTNNGGABBBOOOUTT.
“Sound good?”
“YES. I WILL CHECK EVERY DAY FOR MESSAGES”
Got it. I will leave an envelope you can take. Cool?
“YES”
What do you need first?
“QUESTION FOR YOU-POPO, UNDERCOVER AGENTS OBJECTIVE 4U?”
Confine and study?
“RT TRACK”
I was afraid of that. Well, not this bitch. I will go down kicking and screaming.
“I AM EXTRACTING YOU MYSELF.”
Better idea. That feels right.
“GO PUT POPO FILE TOGETHER-“
Containing what?
“I C SEX ON THE HORIZON”
Did you want me to write that in the file for the police…?
*Sigh*
****STICK AROUND****
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