Attention Russell Brand and The Guardian: Socorro New Mexico is a simulated city filled with time travelers/loopers created by the team of the Manhattan Project to hide the damage they created with the first Trinity test.

Decided to forfeit the game. The Game of Earth, or 'life', in Socorro, sucks worse than my life with the Dildo Wesley sucked in Hermosa Beach with the Lifestyles of the Rich and Pretentious. Had I known then what I know now, I would have stayed with Wesley until I was able to catch him...

05-16-2023 Lightbulb! I am going to KILL The President of the United States!

***HOME*** ***DIVINE FEMININE/ME IN PURPLE*** This is genius, you know. I know. There were no other options. Now that my car is sitting in Landers' lot and my license is revoked, I cannot drive myself to ABQ. You should get picked up pretty quick. Think so? Definitely. Since I am unable to make it to...

05-02-2023 DM: Let’s play reverse pendulum. It’s been a while. ME: I’m down.

***ME SO GREEN*** ***ME SO PURPLE*** ***YOU BOTH ARE DORKS*** Okay so how are we going to do this? We haven't used the pendulum for over a week. Wait a second. Really quick, why is The Mamas making those funny, but weird noises in the hallway? She is playing with Domino. Oh, okay. I couldn't...

05-01-2023 Who sent a $95 payment to my water company?

A huge hug and big kiss to the person or persons responsible for making a payment for my water bill! I don't know who you are, but thank you so, so much. We told you who it was. Am I allowed to say? You can. Oh okay! Yeah, so when I asked, "Who sent that...

04-29-2023 Working all weekend. Easy peezy.

***MIND CONTROL TEAM IN RED*** ***THAT CRAZY BITCH IN PURPLE*** That is not funny. Oh, come on. That is damn funny. We're serious. Do not leave that on the post. Leave what? You mean you do not like your true identity being called out on the post? I mean, why not? This is a blog...